I sat down to write this post, and set my bottle of OJ down next to me.

Mmm, no…not with my track record.

I then proceeded to put it about two feet away from me. Let’s just say I’m not a big risk taker when it comes to electronics today.

At the hospital I volunteer at, I was supposed to print out some labels. Simple job! Should’ve taken only a few minutes at the most. But no, twenty minutes later I was standing hunched over the belligerently jammed printer, yanking out the paper out for the third time.

Later, the door wouldn’t open when I pushed the button.

And as I said, I just took my computer in to be fixed.

I broke my old mp3 player.

I’ve misplaced my digital voice recorder.

Somethings wrong with me!!!!